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No no, no, see page one, paragraph one of "The Book of Rules for Humans," which clearly states that:

"Humans shall, upon finally realizing what Cat is attempting to communicate—and taking into consideration the lesser intellectual capacities of the ironically taxonomed 'sapiens'—make all such efforts as may be needed to acquire desire of such Felis silvestris catus."

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Start with a robot lawn mower but say she has to use it every day for a year (no breaking the sequence) and then you'll consider the Tesla! Thems the rules!

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Find out what color and model she would like and head to the nearest showroom as fast as you can!!

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That's exactly right. Great advice. She's not patient.

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But will she like it when she discovers the hood is cool rather than warm?

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Has she seen Cat Twitter lately? That might break the spell.

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Or it might be she's keeping a watchful eye on the mouse that's hiding behind the front wheel.. 😉

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Harry, that's very insightful. In fact, there have been a lot of sightings of mice behind the wheel of neighborhood EVs. Maybe I should have given Hannah more credit. I'm sure she will tell me later -- I can tell by how much she screams at me. Excellent point, thank you.

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Harry, that’s a very valid point. She is a mouser and an avid bird watcher. I’ll have to check behind the tire. Something is amiss with this entire situation.

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