Hannah Wants a Tesla
What's one to do? Negotiate? Capitulate?
By any definition, Hannah is fully autonomous.
But now this. That longing in her eyes. Absorb it for a moment.
She wants to go electric. She wants that Tesla.
Suggestions are welcome and appreciated.
This is Hannah’s second appearance here.
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No no, no, see page one, paragraph one of "The Book of Rules for Humans," which clearly states that:
"Humans shall, upon finally realizing what Cat is attempting to communicate—and taking into consideration the lesser intellectual capacities of the ironically taxonomed 'sapiens'—make all such efforts as may be needed to acquire desire of such Felis silvestris catus."
Start with a robot lawn mower but say she has to use it every day for a year (no breaking the sequence) and then you'll consider the Tesla! Thems the rules!